When you’re asking a lady friend if she wants to hang out, and she says yes, don’t text her on some creeper shit talking about “Wear something low cut”
No, dude, fuck you. Fuck your intentions, fuck your hang out, fuck what you had planned, fuck low cut shirts, fuck your whole life, my dude.
you and I? Friends
you and I do not give each other fashion advice, and I am most certainly NOT going to be your booty call.
So men all around, know this.. The quickest way to end your friendship and probably any chance of it ever being more, is exactly by being a douchenozzle.
Thanks, but absolutely no thanks.
This is most certainly not a venting blog, but some things just need to be vented.